"I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I HAVE touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person… That’s just weird, and it freaks me out. And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown. And I hate your pantsuit. I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. But that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong."
-Jess, New Girl (via wewereallinlovethenweallgothurt)